火炬传递到了延边。今天的火炬手大概应该是朝鲜人吧？
东北地区的朝鲜人，从骨子里是小瞧汉族人的，因为汉族人不会种大米。这点我深有体会。当然了，汉族人自古以来就吃大米，但那种南方产的机米，在朝鲜人看来，根本就咽不下去。
在朝鲜人看来，汉族人能吃不能干。40年前我刚下乡的时候，正赶上水稻收割期，天降大雪，造成水稻倒伏，于是雇了不少汉族老乡帮助抢收。朝鲜人的镰刀是圆月型，汉族人的是一字型；朝鲜人弯着腰割稻，一天可以割100捆，每捆像腰一样粗，汉族人蹲着割，一天割50捆，每捆像腿一样细；朝鲜人吃饭用饭盒，汉族人吃饭用脸盆……
当年的汗轱辘河公社，到处都可以种水稻，但汉族队如果要种水稻，必须要雇朝鲜人看水，否则就颗粒无收。一般汉族人想吃大米，就要拿狗来换，一只狗可以换20斤大米。当然你如果还想要狗皮，就只能给你10斤米。
杀狗的过程如下：首先在空旷地埋一根半人高的树桩；用绳子牵着狗，使其后足站立，头伏在树桩上；用一只斧子在狗的天灵盖上一敲；然后把狗吊起来，在垂下的后爪处用刀割一圈，血就流到下面的盆里。整个过程一般不超过5分钟。
歌手里面，崔健是朝鲜人。韩红不知是不是。但我知道韩红的经纪人是朝鲜人，永茨里的闺女。
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莉莉·艾伦 Lily Allen 唱 佚名 译
When you first left me I was wanting more
But you were doing that girl next door, what ja do that for
When you first left me I didn't know what to say
I never been on my own that way, just sat by myself all day
当初被你甩，我哭天又抢地
原来你早就跟隔壁女生搞劈腿，有沒有搞错
当初被你甩，我无语问苍天
真沒良心，害我公主彻夜未眠
I was so lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you're calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you're feeling alone
那时我不知所措
还好我的屎烂帮替我出气
真是老天有眼，恶人有恶报
现在你竟然还敢打电话给我
怨东怨西把我当垃圾筒
就因为你觉得寂寞!!??
At first when I see you cry
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
每当我看你哭得唏哩哗啦
我不禁姑娘的酒窝笑笑，本姑娘的酒窝笑笑
小公主我顶多给你秀秀一下
我回眸一笑百媚生，本姑娘的酒窝笑笑
Whenever you see me you say that you want me back
And I tell you it don't mean jack, no it don't mean jack
I couldn't stop laughing, no I just could help myself
See you messed up my mental health I was quite unwell
人前人后都高唱公主万万岁
我告诉你 那还没有完 那还没有完
哈哈哈 我排行小公主英国金榜得第一
但还是被你害的神智不清 全身软趴趴
I was so lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you're calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you're feeling alone
那时我不知所措
还好我的屎烂帮替我出气
真是老天有眼，恶人有恶报
现在你竟然还敢打电话给我
怨东怨西把我当垃圾筒
就因为你觉得寂寞!!??
At first when I see you cry
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
每当我看你哭得唏哩哗啦
我不禁姑娘的酒窝笑笑，本姑娘的酒窝笑笑
小公主我顶多给你秀秀一下
我回眸一笑百媚生，本姑娘的酒窝笑笑
At first when I see you cry
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
每当我看你哭得唏哩哗啦
我不禁姑娘的酒窝笑笑，本姑娘的酒窝笑笑
小公主我顶多给你秀秀一下
我回眸一笑百媚生，本姑娘的酒窝笑笑
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